Andre sidan i livet

restingcorpse:

vamprisms:

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

horrorland-net:

quarterclever:

quarterclever:

quarterclever:

awsydawnarts:

wild-moss-art:

This is why I read the reddit comments

I love how the notes for this are just chock full of examples of the most batshit specific things people research for their fanfics. Truly a treasure trove.

Some of my favorites

And my absolute fav

oldmanyaoi-jpeg:

tumblr mutuals passing around the same 3 posts for 2 hours

fox-moblin:

animentality:

Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

heavensghost:

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

buggyeyes:

skamortuus:

mikkeneko:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

google help me

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i’ll term a “kingism”. i don’t know how best to define a kingism other than “you’ll know it when you see it”. it’s the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

random example of a kingism aka “he would not fucking say that”

this too is a kingism

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here’s another example:

i’m starting a collection

#the problem with Stephen King is that he’s like 75% of a good writer #and the remaining 25% is a fucking alien and not in a good way (via)

i know this is off topic a bit here but i absolutely couldn’t read

and not immediately think of (and hastily throw together in meme generator) this

halftype:

halftype:

halftype:

halftype:

halftype:

halftype:

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

creampie.

i’m spitting up blood

clarificationsw:

the-lumpfish-king:

clarificationsw:

greenflamethegf:

clarificationsw:

athena-cat-wizard-official:

real-live-human:

athena-cat-wizard-official:

bear-of-mirrors:

clarificationsw:

athena-cat-wizard-official:

chaussurre:

clarificationsw:

athena-cat-wizard-official:

clarificationsw:

rubbing my penis

big if true

not really, it’s slightly below average

The average penis, when soft, is much smaller than the overwhelming majority of erect penises. As a large majority of penises are currently at rest, it follows that any penises in attack position must be of larger size than the overall average penis size.

It must also be noted that rubbed penis quickly grow to their peak size.

Ergo, big if true.

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ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.

Schrodinger’s penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed

i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he’s been dead like 60 years

Schrodinger’s penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed

hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw

Neither is schrodinger

did you learn nothing from the post? his cock is in a state of both being rubbed and being unrubbed until observed

I’m observing it, he is rubbing

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totodiletears:

hometoursandotherstuff:

Mary said, “Now…who in the world thought this carpet was a good idea in this hotel. We are staying at the Ameristar in Kansas City. When the elevator door opened we seriously thought it was a crime scene.”

gay-otlc:

Okay I’m normal now

tunnelsaints:

it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

sosuperawesome:

signum.noir on Instagram

unforth:

listen-to-the-inner-walrus:

apollos-boyfriend:

apollos-boyfriend:

nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. “this ship isn’t here but i added them for reach” “this fandom tag isn’t necessary but i’m adding it for reach” “reposting for reach” STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!

i will not deal!!!! that is not how any of this works!!!!

if you see people doing this shit, report it. its against the terms of service.

genuinely. copy the link to the fic or series, and then scroll down to the bottom of the page:

click on policy questions & abuse reports which takes you to this page:

if you scroll down, youll be able to report the fic right there but you can also check for yourself that its against ToS

all you need to do is explain that theyre deliberately mistagging things which is just not a thing on ao3 because its an archive.

by posting your fic there, ao3, has the right to manually recategorise tags. its in the ToS:

you cant deliberately mistag stuff on ao3; it is an archive. you cant tag for reach, and this is likely gonna get pat tag wranglers because they deal mostly with form not content of tags and if theyre tagging for reach, its gonna be the more popular tags.

so report the fuck out of them for it. most likely, their fic will just have tags adjusted and their account will be fine.

and if they keep doing it and get suspended for it, its their own damn fault.

also thats not even getting into the fact that mistagging fics is kinda antithetical to their goal of reaching more people because youre not reaching the people who want to read your fic?

I know this is a tangent, but I saw this in the tags:

Fun fact: you can! People who tag things that aren’t in the post? You can and should report them as spam!